"LITTLE MERMAID 3:

ARIEL’S MELODY"

 

An animated script submission from

HUNTINGTON CREDENZA

@2001 HUNTINGTON CREDENZA

 

 

 

 

Fifth draft 11-18-02

EXT: DAY, OCEAN

 

A corvette is cutting through the water. It is a choppy day at sea and the sails billow frantically. The main sail has a giant stylized eye on it.

 

Behind the ship, near the horizon, a major storm is brewing. The ship shudders and pitches.

 

ANGLE ON THE DECK

 

On the bridge, the CAPTAIN is trying to pilot the ship, but she’s fighting back. He is an old salt of the sea, with a full, gray beard, but portly from his years on the briny.

 

As he wrestles with the wheel, another man comes up behind him, also pitched around by the waves. This is MEPHISTO.

 

He is wearing a long topcoat that nearly covers his feet. Slender and tall, he sports a pencil-thin mustache, and looks like the magician David Copperfield. The collar of the topcoat is turned up, but is flapping in the wind.

 

                              CAPTAIN

                    Things are getting rough.

 

The ship is hit with an oblique wave and Mephisto is sent sliding across the wet deck. He grabs onto the rope attached to the clapper of the ship’s bell. The bell CLANGS loudly, far too close to his ear. He is momentarily dazed.

 

As he staggers to his feet, he is hurled towards the side railing on the bridge. As he gets there, a giant wave sends up a fountain of water.

 

Mephisto comes face to face with a fish that was caught in the wave. They hold for a moment, and then SCREAM in terror.

 

Mephisto has had it. He storms over to the Captain, using the slippery deck and tilting ship to get there quickly. As he talks, he squeegees water out of his hair.

 

                              MEPHISTO

You said the waters were calm this time of year. Well, if this is calm, I’d just love to see what a hurricane looks like!

 

Mephisto burrows right into the Captain’s face, who remains unmoved. A drop of water hangs off of Mephisto’s nose. The Captain jerks his thumb over his shoulder.

 

               CAPTAIN

     You’ll get your wish soon

     enough.

 

Mephisto heads to the aft portion of the bridge to see the storm. He returns to the Captain.

 

                              MEPHISTO

You were hired for your sailing knowledge, but I could pilot this barge better than you can!

 

Another crashing wave hits the ship, drenching Mephisto. Looking dour, he doesn’t even try to dry off. Why bother?

 

                              CAPTAIN

                    The rate that storm is gaining,

                    we’ll never make it to Boldoni.

                   

The Captain grabs Mephisto and has him steer the ship. Mephisto is horrified as the wheel slams him about.

 

The Captain pulls out a telescope and scans the far horizon.

 

                              CAPTAIN

                    Blast this weather. Makes it

                    hard to see if…

 

The Captain stops as he focuses the telescope. Mephisto looks on with interest.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Well?

 

The wheel spins maniacally as Mephisto leaves it and he approaches the Captain, who hands him the telescope.

 

                              CAPTAIN

                    See for yourself.

 

The Captain returns to the wheel, which is rotating with great speed. The Captain puts out his hands to catch it. He grabs the wheel and it stops dead. The ship is righted.

 

Mephisto puts the glass up to his eye, trying to focus it.

               MEPHISTO

                    I know there’s a trick to make

                    this work.

 

MEPHISTO’S POV THROUGH TELESCOPE

 

There’s something in the distance, but it slides in and out of focus.

 

EXT: SHIP, DAY

 

As Mephisto tries to work the telescope, another wave crashes into the ship. A finger of water smacks the end of the telescope, collapsing it into Mephisto’s face.

 

From Mephisto’s POV through the telescope, is a crisp and clear picture of Eric’s castle, still bathed in sunshine, although the weather is turning foul there as well. 

 

                              CAPTAIN

                    That should fit your needs.

Any port in a storm, eh?

 

Mephisto removes the telescope with a noisy PLOIP and hands it back to the Captain. Adjusting himself, trying for some degree of dignity, he gets ready to leave.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Yes. Fine. Good.

 

As Mephisto heads down the stairs, the Captain starts barking out orders to the crew, who scramble about the deck. Mephisto adroitly avoids them as he makes his way below.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    I don’t care where we go,

just somewhere that’s dry.

 

A massive wave crashes into the ship, sending a cataract of water across the deck. Mephisto is not only soaked, kelp fronds hang from him and fishes flop about at his feet. He says nothing; his expression is enough. He goes below.

 

Zooming back, up and away from the ship, attention turns to the castle. MUSIC swells and the OPENING CREDITS begin.

 

The background fills with views of the sea as we soar above it like a bird. Sea life is leaping out of the water and the waves are heading towards the beach.

 

We tilt up and slow down as Eric’s castle closes in. A small shaft of sunlight hits the beach, but it is slowly swallowed up by the storm clouds.

 

The TITLES end and the MUSIC finish with a grand flourish. At Mermaid Rock, a wave CRASHES against it.

 

Ejected by the spray is FLOUNDER and SEBASTIAN. They are propelled high into the air, then splash back under.

                      

EXT: DAY, OCEAN

 

Under the sea, Flounder regains his bearings and hunts for Sebastian, who is buried headfirst into the ocean floor.

 

Horrified, Flounder swims over and grabs hold of Sebastian’s legs to pull him free. Sebastian shakes his head with an AYEAYEAYE and knocks some mud from his ears.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

I tell you, mon, dis is gettin’ to be a real chore.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    But the King is counting on us.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                                   (Resolved)

I know. I just wish he’d count on someone else.

 

Sebastian clamps on to Flounder’s back fin and they continue to the beach.        

 

EXT: DAY, BEACH

 

It is a view of the sea from the beach. The storm clouds are gathering and the ocean is frothing up. There is still some sunlight, but it is rapidly retreating. There is still enough light, however. Whitecaps CRASH angrily on the shore.

 

In silhouette, someone is walking. They are bundled up against the howling wind. As they look out to sea, Sebastian and Flounder break the surface. The hood comes off. Close-up reveals Ariel.

 

She is wearing a hooded cape gown with slits for her arms. It is a medium weight garment, more designed for protection against the wind. Ariel goes to the water’s edge as she sees her friends.

                              ARIEL

                    Flounder! Sebastian!

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    Ariel! Ariel!

 

Ariel gets down on all fours as the two come up to her. She is elated at their visit.

 

                              ARIEL

                    Awwww! You know you don’t have

to do this.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    But we want to.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    Besides, your faddah told us

to do so.

 

Ariel giggles.

 

                              ARIEL

I can just hear him now. ‘Ariel needs constant super-vision’.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    ‘And you’re just the crab to do it.’

 

All laugh. Ariel looks at her friends with longing and homesickness.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I’m a big girl now.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

But you’ll always be his little mermaid.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I know. He does this because he

loves me and misses me.

 

               FLOUNDER

                    We all do, Ariel.

 

Ariel stands up. A huge wave slams into Flounder and Sebastian, driving them onto the beach. Ariel recoils from the strength of the wave, then hurries to get both of them back into the water.

 

                              ARIEL

                              (To Flounder)

You’d better get back to Atlantica. It looks like bad weather.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    We’ll let your faddah know

everyt’ing’s all right.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    Good bye, Ariel.

 

Ariel waves good-bye as they disappear under the surface. She continues waving long after they are gone. She puts her hood up and walks along the beach.

 

A vicious gust scoops off the hood. Her long red hair flails about. She does not put the hood up; rather, she turns into the wind to get pummeled by the fury of the on-coming storm.

 

She is barefoot and wades into the edge of the waves. Her feet and cape hem get soaked. She smiles a happy, contented smile. The more ferocious the storm is, the happier she is.

 

Sea spray coats her and the ocean becomes a constant ROAR. The breakers SMASH onto the beach, demonstrating their fury.

 

Blithely walking along the shore, she sings, her dulcet tones drowning out the noise:

 

                              ARIEL

          How long has it been since I left?                              Have I spent that much time on the land?

          I’ve been in a completely different world

          Which, at times, I can’t understand.

 

          To know about fire and footwear,

          The wind and the rain and the sun,

          Though difficult and enjoyable,

          Both a challenge and also quite fun.

 

          For no matter where I may go,

          My heart belongs to the sea

          But now, I live upon the land

          And this is the place for me.

 

          I love my Eric completely

          The kindest man I have known

          He’s been by me through the tears and the joy

          And the compassion that he’s shown

 

Ariel holds at the water’s edge, as froth and foam cascade about. As she wades back in, she looks down at her feet for a moment, then out to the gathering storm.

 

          But there are times I wish I could be

          A mermaid again for a while

          Then I look about at what I have

          And I give myself a great smile

 

          I do miss my father and sisters            

          I’d just enjoy hearing their voice

          But this is the life I have chosen

          And I know this is the right choice

 

          For no matter where I may go,

          My heart belongs to the sea

          But now, I live upon the land

          And this is the place for me.

          On land is where I will be.

 

Ariel watches as wave after wave crash over Mermaid Rock. She smiles wistfully, but her reverie is interrupted by..

 

                              ERIC (VO)

                         (From a distance)

                    Ariel! Ariel!

 

Ariel turns to see Eric running down the beach. He catches up with Ariel, but cannot speak, as he is panting. Ariel watches with love as Eric makes the long run.

 

                         ERIC

               No one saw you leave

               and we were worried.

 

Ariel looks distant.

 

                         ARIEL

               I just needed to take

               a walk. Get some air.

 

                         ERIC

               We were concerned about

you. Both of you.

Eric kneels down in front of Ariel and parts her cape to reveal that she is incredibly pregnant. Ariel, almost beatific in her radiance, smiles as Eric gingerly puts his head to her tummy. He smiles with pride as he listens. Suddenly, his head makes a shudder. Eric grins even wider.

 

                              ERIC

                    He kicked me. My son kicked me.

 

Eric jumps up and begins to dance a jig around Ariel, singing, “He kicked me” over and over. Ariel laughs. Eric stops and holds Ariel close and very passionately.

 

                              ERIC

                    I love you so very much.

 

They start to kiss, but an immense gust kicks up and blows them aside. Eric catches Ariel and he looks out to sea.

 

                              ERIC

                    We’d better get back inside.

                    It’s going to be a howling storm.

 

Cradling Ariel protectively, they make their way back to the castle. Ariel puts her hood on. As they leave, on the horizon is the shadow of Mephisto’s ship heading into port.

 

INT: CASTLE, NIGHT

 

Eric struggles to close and lock a window against the vicious wind. Just as he does it and turns away, SCUTTLE is slammed against the window.

 

Scuttle holds for a moment and quickly slides away. Eric turns to see nothing. He shrugs, thinking it’s the wind.

 

They are all in the nursery, a cavernous room filled with stacks of shelves and cabinets. Ariel is sitting on a fainting lounge, feet up, swathed in pillows. A roaring fire casts the room in a warm glow.

 

Around her are CARLOTTA and GRIMSBY. Four other people are off to one side. On a table in front of her are yards of fabric, wallpaper, paint swatches and other plans. We hear Grimsby nattering on, standing near a covered something.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    This is the bassinet. Made

                    by one of the finest companies

in Europe. Real French Oak.

Grimsby pulls the sheet off. It is immense, looking less like a cradle and more like a ship. Ariel is feeling out of sorts. This is nice, but it’s a bit more than she wanted.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I..don’t know what to say.

 

Eric walks over and looks at the cradle, then shows it to MAX, his dog. Both of them think it’s great. Max is sniffing the legs deviously.

 

                              ERIC

                    This will be fine, Grim.

 

As they examine the riotous wallpaper strips, a beautiful sea-green background with a pattern that looks like a fish stops Ariel. It shimmers in the firelight.

 

She picks it up and gazes at it. It transforms into images of her sisters and her life beneath the sea. Smiling blissfully at it, her half-lidded eyes mist over. Then..

 

                              ERIC

                    Then it’s settled. This one.

 

Ariel is shaken back to reality as Eric makes the final decision on the wallpaper, a boldly masculine gold-and-maroon design with a lighter red pattern.

 

Before Ariel can speak, the sample is whisked away. The four people off to one side are the wallpaperers, who begin work immediately. Ariel tries to get up but is gently restrained.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    Now, now, your Highness, you

                    shouldn’t get up. You need to

                    save your strength.

 

All around her, plans and activities are being made, but Ariel is excluded. To add to the insult, Ariel is covered with a drop cloth and left behind.

 

Eric and Grimsby appear outside the room to hordes of servants, eager to do anything. They start to sing.

 

                              SERVANT #1

               What can we do?

 

                              SERVANT #2

               How can we help?

                         SERVANT #3

               This hasn’t happened in many a year.

 

                              ALL SERVANTS

               Now there’s a chance

               To all do our part

               And welcome the new child here.

              

GRIMSBY

                              (Rex Harrison-sings)

               Come along people, no time to tarry,

               Tide and time wait for no one

               We must get ourselves fully prepared

               Prince Eric is having a son.

 

Back in the nursery, Ariel manages to disentangle herself from the drop cloth. The workmen are shocked that they covered her. Ariel scampers after Eric, but trails him.

 

                              GRIMSBY

          It’s a most joyous time in the castle

          Activity is at fever pace

          As we must have everything ready

          And everything in its place

 

Even at this hour, the castle is a hive of activity. The castle is being cleaned and polished up with a joyful franticness bordering on zealotry.

 

One servant cleans up and, moments later, another servant cleans again. The palace is alive with lively colors, brightening up the dull walls.

 

                         CHORUS

               The Kingdom is getting a child

               An heir to the royal throne

               And we will make this place perfect

               For his highness’ brand new home

 

Ariel pursues, dodging craftsmen and servants who dance and wheel about. Going high, going low, she can’t get a clear pathway to Eric and Grimsby, who are seemingly oblivious to the action about them and to Ariel’s plight.

 

As the servants sing, Ariel tries to move. Every time she makes a little progress, she is quickly placed into another seat. It takes her some time to cross the room.

 

 

 

                              ALL

               We will polish the windows            

               Until they glisten and shine

 

                              GRIMSBY

               But please, you all have to hurry

               There just isn’t very much time

 

A sea of people surrounds Eric.

 

                              ERIC

               Decisions, decisions,

               Hundreds have to be made.

               What kind of clothes will he wear?

               Where will his head be laid?

 

Eric makes these decisions, much to Ariel’s horror. She reaches out to Eric, but is swirled away by another phalanx of helpers.

 

Ariel gives up trying to get to Eric and decides to wait for him to get back in her direction. CHEF LOUIS shows Ariel his ideas.

 

                              CHEF LOUIS

               This child will get to enjoy

               The finest food anywhere

               A palatial meal for him every night

               A marvelous bill of fare          

 

Ariel is appalled to see such adult meals like escargot, veal, goose liver, items more for a four-star restaurant than a baby’s simple tastes. Before Ariel can say a word, it’s whisked away and she spins off in another direction.                  

Every time Ariel tries to eat something, it is taken from her as not being good for her. A basket of fruit is whisked away and a piece of bread is left in its place. Before she can get to the bread, it, too, is removed and a glass of water sits in its place.

 

She has little time to react, as the water departs and a hunk of cheese bounces into view. Ariel views that with alarm, owing to the way it bounced. That, too, is removed, replaced with the bowl of fruit at the beginning.

 

Ariel is getting angry. She quickly snatches an orange, but it’s taken from her and she gets a potato. The frustration builds as the music increases in tempo.

 

                              CARLOTTA

               What about diapers?

               What about diapers?

               Are we all set when I ask

               What about diapers?

 

Behind her, an army of servants with piles and piles of fluffy white diapers are at the ready. Carlotta signals them and they follow her. Ariel reaches out to Carlotta, but she mistakes it for a greeting and waves, passing Ariel by.

 

Too many do-gooders are over-attending Ariel, who feels trapped and suffocated.

 

Grimsby and Eric are directing traffic as forests of flowers appear out of nowhere and are plunked down. Ariel finds herself in a jungle, trying to stem the tide of rising hysteria.

 

                              GRIMSBY

               Get it all ready

 

                              ERIC

               Make it all nice

                                                                                          GRIMSBY

               Be sure it’s all pretty

 

                              ERIC

               Check it all twice.

 

GRIMSBY

               No detail will be overlooked

              

ERIC

               Nothing is left to chance

 

GRIMSBY & ERIC

It’s all so wonderfully beautiful

The baby will be entranced.

 

Ariel extracts herself from the foliage and is nearly bundled up by the bunting people, as festoons of ribbon bedeck the walls and halls. Ariel is treated more like a piece of furniture, moved about and out of the way.

 

The colors are getting to the point of garishness in their brightness. Ariel is steered farther and farther away from the center of action.

 

Ariel ends up in a seat, near an easel. The COURT PAINTER is trying to capture the flavor of the event and when he sees Ariel, starts to put her in the painting, capturing in a few brush strokes her anguish and spiritual exhaustion.

 

She pauses for a moment, and then steels herself. She will accomplish her task. 

 

Samples are showcased of everything, whether or not it is even practical. A virtual parade of items passes in review in front of Eric and Grimsby.

 

                              ERIC

               He’ll only be bathed in the softest soaps                    For washing the royal hair,

 

                              GRIMSBY

               The fluffiest towels to cuddle and dry him

               To show him that we all care.

 

An explosive fury of music and dance detonates as it all races along out of control.

 

                              CHORUS

               The Kingdom is getting a child

               An heir to the royal throne

               And we will make this place quite perfect

               For his Highness’ brand new home

 

               Do we have enough?

               And is it all here?

 

The last two lines are repeated again and again, picking up speed. Ariel fights against the tide of people, pushing her way through the crowd. She reaches her limit.

                             

ARIEL

                              (Booming)

                    STOP!

 

Everything stops dead. All eyes are riveted on Ariel, angry and hurt. Eric steps forward, genuinely unaware of any problem.

 

                              ERIC

                    Ariel, is there something wrong?

 

Ariel’s eyes widen in rage as the servants all take several steps back, leaving Eric alone to face Ariel’s wrath.

 

                              ARIEL

Wrong? Wrong? How could anything be wrong? You’re having a child and the whole kingdom is celebrating.

 

We can’t wait for this child to get here. This child will have everything. This child will be perfect. This child is going to be the best. This child this. That child that.

 

Well..what about me, the mother?! Remember me, the other half of this?

 

What do I get to do? Aren’t I part of this? Am I part of it?

 

I can’t choose my child’s wallpaper, or crib or even the name. I assume that’s been taken care of as well!

 

Ariel leans into Eric, snarling fury and hurt. Eric gulps. One servant with a poufy hat carefully closes a book and puts away his quill, tucking it into the hat.

 

Another servant gets Ariel’s chair and slowly pushes it towards her, SCRAPING it horridly across the floor. Like fingernails on a blackboard, the noise causes everyone to wince. Only Ariel is unmoved by the din.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I will be involved in this!

In all of it!

 

Ariel furiously kicks over the chair, stamping her foot hard. The sound echoes throughout the castle.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I am tired of being told

what to eat and when to

rest and what to do! I

will make my own…

 

Ariel suddenly goes silent as her face has a look of total confusion and uncertainty. She is experiencing something completely alien. Her whole body shudders.

The room is deathly quiet; no one is certain what to do. The storm howls and the thunder cracks. Ariel slowly puts a hand on her stomach and her mouth widens.

 

                              ARIEL

                              (Done very quietly)

                    Ow.

 

Ariel looks very scared. Eric leaps into action, going to Ariel and placing his hand on hers.

 

                              ERIC
                              (Yelling)

Get the doctor!

 

INT: CASTLE, NIGHT

                                            

In the hallway just outside a bedroom, Grimsby sits on a chair while Eric paces frantically. The flashes of lightening occasionally light the area.

 

The thunder booms, the wind howls and rain pelts against the window. The room is sedate, with only a couple of hall candle sconces lighting them.

 

                              ERIC

                    I should be in there with her.

 

Eric starts to go, but is restrained by Grimsby, who speaks in reassuring tones.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    If the doctor needs you, he

knows where to find you.

 

Eric stares at the massive wooden doors. He wants to go in so much, but hold back. Grimsby senses his feelings of loss and confusion and counsels him.

 

GRIMSBY

Things like this have been going on since..well, forever. They know what to do.

 

                              ERIC

But this is the first time for me and for Ariel. I want to do what’s best.

 

 

                              GRIMSBY

And what’s best is to let those who know what to do take care of things.

 

Grimsby leads Eric from the door. Eric walks to the edge of the hall and stands by the window, a massive, cathedral-like, floor-to-ceiling structure.

 

Staring into the storm. Eric looks very small, as he is lost within his thoughts. Grimsby tries to occupy Eric’s mind.

 

                              GRIMSBY

As the Royal Consort to the child, we need to address some issues.

 

Raising his hand, Eric has him hold.

 

                              ERIC

That can wait. A few days won’t matter for my son.

 

Eric has a pregnant pause, mulling over what he has said.

 

                              ERIC

                    My son. My son.

 

Eric begins to experiment with the way he says that.

 

                              ERIC

                    My son. MY son. MY SON.

                    I’m going to have a son.

 

Grimsby nods appreciatively. Eric sings.

 

                              ERIC

               I’ve had this dream all my life,

               I suppose every father does,

               Of having a child of your very own,

               We have these hopes all because

 

               It’s just part of being human

               The best that could ever be done

               The feeling of wonderment total

               The joy of having a son

 

               A son who one day will be

               The ruler of all he surveys

          A bright shining beacon of courage and hope

               That follows throughout all his days

 

               I will show my son the path

               To be a person, a monarch, a man,

               And with compassion and strength and heart                To give to him all that I can

 

Eric, in a fantasy sequence, is playing with his child. His face is never seen as Eric does these activities with him.

 

               My son whom I can teach

               How to play and read and learn

               The proper approach that a prince should take           And the proper direction to turn

 

               To have care and concern for those

               He governs and leads and rules

               To be able to understand people

               Seeking wisdom, avoiding fools

 

               He’ll carry the name that we give him

               Holding it high and with great pride

               To understand fully his place in the world

               And to never be haughty or snide.

 

               To be the kind of person

               Projecting dignity and respect

               To know when to follow a cause

               And when it’s time to forget

              

I will show my son the path

               To be a person, a monarch, a man,

               And with compassion and strength and heart                To give to him all that I can

 

               A son who will always remember

               That once he was..my son.

 

As Eric sings, he goes through the motions, acting out his nobility. He is filled with awe on the mystery of life and how both wonderful and scary it is.                  

 

Just as he finishes, a magnificent flash of lightening is seen, as a tremendous crash of thunder shakes the castle.

 

The door opens and the DOCTOR comes out. He is a man who has delivered hundreds of babies, and is tired from the exertion. Eric accosts him.

 

                              DOCTOR                                           They are both doing fine.

                    However, she needs her rest.

                    You can have a few minutes

                    with them, but speak in

                    quiet tones. But…

 

Before the doctor can finish, Eric scampers into the room. Grimsby follows, but stops to talk to the doctor.

 

INT: BEDROOM, NIGHT

 

Ariel is in bed, bedraggled from giving birth. Despite her exhaustion, she still looks radiant.

 

The room has many candles about and it far warmer and friendlier than the hallway. Ariel gives a lack-of-energy smile to Eric.

 

Holding a bundle, it is their child, swaddled fully. Eric comes over to her and gingerly sits on the side of the bed, looking at the child.

 

Carlotta is folding up some towels rapidly and looks concerned, but forces a smile. Everything is done quietly.

 

                              ERIC

                    How..how are you?

 

Eric holds one of her hands and brushes some wisps of hair from her face.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I’m feeling fine.

 

She is tired, but he senses a great relief. Ariel cradles up the bundle and unfolds the top. Eric is bursting with anticipation, but keeps his movements small and slow.

    

                         ARIEL

                    Here is our child.

 

Eric stares into the bundle. A shock of black hair adorns the head of the now-sleeping baby.

 

ERIC

                    My son.

 

                              ARIEL

                    Our daughter.

Eric freezes for a moment, as he feels let down. Carlotta reacts and she feels Eric is depressed over the sudden change of events. He wanted a son; he REALLY wanted a son.

 

Then, Eric shrugs and smiles. It’s OK he has a daughter. It really wasn’t all that important. He plays with her.

 

                              ERIC

                    My daughter.

 

                              ARIEL

Our daughter Melody.

 

Eric mulls over the name. He wasn’t expecting a girl, so he has no name of his own. He still smiles.

 

                              ERIC

                    My daughter…Melody.

 

Ariel smiles, as Eric has accepted the name and their child. He begins to look at her.

                   

                              ERIC

                    My daughter Melody, with

her ten little fingers…

 

Eric takes one of her fingers, which looks huge against Eric’s hands.

 

                              ERIC

                    …and her ten little toes.

 

Eric removes the baby from Ariel. Ariel tries to react.

 

                              ARIEL

                    Eric, there’s something

                    you need to know before…

 

Too late, Eric unwraps Melody. Eric is now confronted with an orange fin flapping up and down. Pole-axed, Eric’s eyes follow every movement of the fin.

 

                              ERIC

                    My daughter Melody…

 

He is in shock as he carefully hands Melody back to Ariel and turns towards Carlotta. He makes a goofy grin.

 

                              ERIC

                    My daughter Melody the mermaid!

He turns and starts to leave, but passes out, crashing to the floor. Grimsby rushes to Eric, the doctor following. Ariel and Carlotta stare at each other. Carlotta doesn’t know what to do, so she wrings her hands over and over.

 

 

CARLOTTA

                              (Forced gaiety)

Well, that went well.

 

FADE OUT, HOLD BLACK FOR A MOMENT

 

EXT: DAY, CASTLE

 

It is a blazingly magnificent day. The storm has passed and everything looks marvelous. With a bird’s eye view of the castle, the terns wheel about, gracefully soaring on the thermals.

 

Another bird rockets into view. It has to be Scuttle, as he flies so badly. Chasing the other birds away, he loops and dips, finally crashing into a window of the castle.

                             

SCUTTLE

                    I have got to do something

                    about that.

 

Scuttle slides down, squeaking against the window.

 

INT: CASTLE, DAY

 

The other side of the window Scuttle has slammed into is Eric’s room. In bed, he turns fitfully, then bolts awake. Eric sees he is in his own bed. Feeling assured, he sighs in relief. He pulls a cord by his bed and rises to get dressed.

 

He crosses over to the balcony window and opens it. The door squashes Scuttle. Moments later, Grimsby arrives and Eric reenters the room. Scuttle rights himself and begins to listen.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    Your majesty..

 

Eric goes over to the wardrobe and begins to dress for the day, putting on a shirt.

 

 

 

 

                              ERIC

I guess Ariel got up early. That’s good, because I cannot begin to tell you the horrible

                    dream I had last night.

 

Grimsby looks at Eric with apprehension. What could have been worse than last night? Eric is working with one sock on and the other in his hand.

 

                              ERIC

I got Ariel really, really mad at me and did she let me have it. With the entire castle staff watching on as well.

 

Then, she had the baby, but it wasn’t a baby baby, but a mermaid baby. Can you imagine anything so ridiculous in all ..your..life.

 

Eric relates the tale, as Grimsby looks more and more dour. As Eric continues, Grimsby shakes his head ‘no’ slowly. Eric, dejectedly, flops into a chair.

 

                              ERIC

                    It’s all true?

                             

GRIMSBY

                              (Nods agreement)

                    Every single word of it.

 

Eric is crestfallen and emotionally bereft.

                        

ERIC

                    I have a daughter who’s a mermaid.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    Your wife is a mermaid.

 

Eric quickly corrects Grimsby.

 

                              ERIC

                    WAS a mermaid.

 

Grimsby realizes Eric’s vulnerable state, but he must remain true to the facts.

 

 

                              GRIMSBY

You may take the mermaid out of the water, but you can’t the water from the mermaid. She is what she is.

Carlotta comes in, bringing fresh clothes. Scuttle takes advantage of this diversion to try and sneak into the room to get an earful of this news.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    And what a wonderful day it is.

 

Carlotta heads over to the window to take in the breeze, done more for Eric’s benefit. She takes in a huge amount of air, holds it for a moment and lets it out.

 

Scuttle goes under Carlotta’s dress to hear everything, but gets enmeshed between petticoat layers.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    How is the brand-new father?

 

Eric looks down. Carlotta will not stand for this.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    Hmmph! You should be happy.

You have a wonderful baby

daughter.

 

Eric does nervous work with his hands, cleaning under the nails and picking at them. He is very dejected.

 

                              ERIC

                    I have a..a fish.         

                        

CARLOTTA

                                   (Livid) 

                    You have a daughter, Melody!

I have known you since you

                    were born. I’ve seen hundreds

                    of princesses, tsarinas,

                    duchesses, earlesses and

                    all other kinds of royalty.

 

                    Ariel was, and is, the best

                    you ever saw. And now, when

                    she needs you the most, you

                    just..just..just do nothing!

 

While Carlotta is lambasting Eric, Scuttle raises the hem of the dress to get more of the details. This is just too incredible to believe.

 

Carlotta wheels about to get to Eric and Scuttle is sent skittering across the floor and out to the balcony.

 

Carlotta grasps Eric’s arm to pull him out of the chair, but he is inert. Carlotta, fuming, grasps the bottom of the chair. She hoists it up and tumbles Eric to the floor. She points towards the door.

 

                              CARLOTTA

You get out there right now to see your wife and child! They are waiting in the nursery!

 

Carlotta goes over to the wardrobe and begins to fling clothes out. Grimsby fumes.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    Really, Carlotta, I don’t

think that this kind of

behavior is appropriate.

 

Grimsby gets a faceful of trousers. He pulls it off to confront Carlotta, who is still flinging clothes.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    And which kind of behavior

IS appropriate?

 

Scuttle looks around the edge on the door as Eric does his best to put himself together.

 

Scuttle soars off the balcony. Flying ungainly, he scans the waters and sees two recognizable figures. He dive-bombs Flounder and Sebastian, as they appear closer and closer.

 

EXT: DAY, BEACH

 

Flounder and Sebastian are waiting for Ariel, but just sit. Flounder becomes intent.

 

                         FLOUNDER

                    Do you hear something?

 

Sebastian cranes his neck to hear better, then sees a shadow growing larger around him. He looks up to see Scuttle crashing down. Sebastian screams and tries to escape.

Flounder dives under the water. Sebastian manages to elude Scuttle, just as he pile-drives into the water. The resulting wave lands Sebastian on the beach. He is furious as Flounder resurfaces.

 

Scuttle is in a pile, as sand and mud hang off his beak. Sebastian angrily scurries up to him.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    No doubt about it, you

                    have got to do somet’ing

                    about your flying!

 

Scuttle rights himself and sneezes out some sand.

    

                         SCUTTLE

                    I’m working on that. Now,

                    what was I going to say?

                    I knew it just before I

                    got here..

 

Scuttle fumbles about; Sebastian is not impressed. Flounder hangs at the ready.

 

                              SCUTTLE

                    It has something to do

                    with someone and..

 

Flounder tries to help.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    Is it about Ariel?

 

The light bulb turns on.

    

                              SCUTTLE

                    Yeah, that’s it. Ariel.

               Ariel and her baby, Melody.

 

Both are stunned. News this important and Scuttle can’t remember? Sebastian sputters as Flounder does loops.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    Yippie! Hooray!

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    What! How! When? Who?

 

Scuttle frees himself from the muck and bends down to Sebastian.

                         SCUTTLE

                    And not only that..

 

Scuttle whispers to Sebastian, whose expression goes from anger to total incredulity to complete rejection of it. This is Scuttle we’re talking about.

 

                         FLOUNDER

                    What? What? Tell me! I’m

                    her friend, too.

 

Sebastian shakes his head in disbelief.

 

                         SEBASTIAN

                    Are you sure on this?

 

                              SCUTTLE

                    I’ll show you.

 

Before Sebastian can react, Scuttle takes to the air, grabbing Sebastian. Scuttle dips and weaves while Sebastian, who howls, is nearly crab-caked by the misses.

 

                              SCUTTLE

                    Say, you wouldn’t know where

                    the nursery is, do you?

 

Sebastian is in abject fear. As Scuttle gets close to a balcony, he puts out his feet to land. Sebastian soars through the air and smacks against a window while Scuttle alights perfectly.

 

INT: CASTLE, DAY

 

Squashed against a window, Sebastian opens his eyes to see a tiny baby with an orange fin splashing about in a huge glass punch bowl, being watched over by Ariel. Sebastian smiles as he sees Ariel so happy, being with her daughter.

 

As he continues to watch, Eric enters very slowly. Ariel picks up Melody. Sebastian cannot hear their conversation clearly, just muffled talk.

 

However, the actions reveal that Eric is reticent to embrace Melody or Ariel. His hands tremble with uncertainty.

 

Eric cannot bring himself to hold Melody. He backs out of the room quickly. Ariel is heartbroken as she settles herself onto the bed, quite depressed. Sebastian is sad.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

               I’ve seen enough. Take me back, please.

 

Scuttle salutes Sebastian, completely unaware as to the events that have just occurred.

 

                              SCUTTLE

                    Aye aye, Captain.

 

Scuttle grabs Sebastian. The ride down is more frightening than the ride up, but Sebastian is so lost in thought that he doesn’t even realize that Scuttle is spiraling out of control until they both slam into the water. Both resurface.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

Scuttle, we’re depending on you to keep up informed. We want to know every detail. What ever happens at any time,

                    day or night, we want to know.

 

Scuttle is still in the water, gurgling away.

 

                              SCUTTLE

                    You can rely on me.

 

Sebastian, putting on his best face, motions for Flounder. No need for others to know about the unhappy parts.

 

                         SEBASTIAN

               Let’s get back to the King

and tell him the good news.

 

Sebastian clamps onto Flounder’s tail and they sail off, their voices fading.

                             

                              FLOUNDER

                    So, you can tell me.

                    What was it all about?

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    I don’t know. You can be

                    such a big mouth bass.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    You can tell me, really you can.

 

This is the last line heard distinctly. They fade from view as we hold. Then, clear as a bell and just as loud.

 

FLOUNDER

                    Ariel had a merbaby!?

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    Shhhhhhhhh!

 

EXT: DAY, OCEAN CASTLE

 

The shining spires of Atlantica’s Coral Castle glisten as the sun filters through the azure waters. In the lower corner, Flounder and Sebastian come into view and disappear into the great folds of the castle.

 

INT: THRONE ROOM, DAY

 

KING TRITON is at his throne, working on some important papers. Two of his daughters, AQUATA and ARISTA, are there, watching intently as Triton explains what he does as King.

 

                              AQUATA

                    Why aren’t you signing this paper?

 

                              ARISTA

                    You said it was important.

         

TRITON

                    It is. But I want to make sure

                    there’s enough money in the

                    Royal Treasury to be able to

                    do this right and..

                             

                              SEBASTIAN (OS)

                    Your majesty…

 

All three look up to see Flounder exhausted and Sebastian hanging on for dear life. Flounder crashes to the floor, as Sebastian sidles up to the King. Triton bores in on him.

 

                              TRITON

                    Well, what news from Ariel?

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    She’s a you..I mean you have

                    an Ariel, who’s you and..that

                    is, I mean to say that the news

                    I have is news and..

 

Triton looks bored as Sebastian fumbles. The two daughters giggle as they help Flounder. They grab him playfully.

                   

SEBASTIAN

                    ..it involves Ariel, to whom

                    the news is about, which is..

 

Suddenly, the two daughters squeal in glee as they swing Flounder about in joyful exhilaration.

 

                              FLOUNDER                    

                    Hellllllllllpppppppppp!

 

Triton turns to the still-bumbling Sebastian.

 

                              TRITON

                    May I assume by their reaction

                    that I’m a grandfather?

 

Sebastian looks on in total dismay, then sheepishly.

                             

SEBASTIAN

                    Didn’t I say that?

 

The noise from the throne room has the rest of the daughters come in. Once they hear the wonderful news, Flounder is bounced about. He lands into Triton’s arms.

 

                              FLOUNDER

                    AAAAAAAAGH!

 

He peels out, only to crash into Sebastian.

 

                              TRITON

                    Let a proclamation go out

                    that on this day, we have

                    a new Atlantican, my grandchild..                           my grandchild..

 

Triton pauses. It seems he never got a name.

 

                              TRITON

                    Sebastian!

 

Sebastian nervously approaches Triton, who glowers at him. Sebastian speaks in a tiny squeak.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    Yes? (AHEM!) Yes, your majesty?

 

                              TRITON

               I assume my grandchild has a name.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    (Laughs nervously)

                    Oh, ho, ho, ho. Her name is Melody.

 

Triton continues his royal edict.

 

                              TRITON

Let is go out to all parts of the Kingdom to celebrate my first granddaughter, Melody.

 

The throne room erupts in celebration. Triton sees the exaltation of his family, and then beckons Sebastian to him. Sebastian slowly nears.

 

                              TRITON

                    I have a very special job

                    for you, Sebastian. I need to

                    to be the liaison between us

                    and Ariel. To arrange a time

                    so I can see my new grand-

daughter. Say, next week.

 

Sebastian squeaks. This is not what he wanted. However, Arista somehow hears this and quickly swims to Triton.

 

                              ARISTA

                    Oh, Daddy, please let me make

                    the arrangements. I want to

                    be the liaison.

 

Upon hearing this, the other daughters come over and argue about who gets to go to the castle. Triton comes up with a solution. He gets his trident and holds it pointy side down.

 

                              TRITON

                    Whoever gets last grab on the

                    staff may be the Official Liaison.

 

Triton holds it outwards and the hands start to grab it, going higher and higher. It is so quick that it’s over hardly after it began. The winner is Arista.

 

Arista swims around in circles, as she’s so glad to have won. The other sisters are envious, but not resentful. Triton gestures Arista over.

 

                              TRITON

                    You are to make arrangements

                    so we can all see Melody. We will

                    arrive next week, as I want to give

                    the parents a chance to settle in

and for Ariel to recover.

 

                              ARISTA

                    I’m on my way.

 

                              TRITON

                    Take Sebastian with you, as

                    he knows how to get there.

 

Arista looks anxiously at Sebastian. He clamps onto Arista’s tail and off they go.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    Noooooooo! You’re going too

                    faaaaaaaaaaaast!      

 

Sebastian’s voice fades into the waters as Arista speeds out of sight. Triton sits in his throne and mulls over the prospect of being a grandfather. He is so happy.

 

EXT: ERIC’S CASTLE, DAY

 

At the pier that is attached to the castle, a bell rings.

 

Mounted in such a way, it can only be rung by merfolk. There is a ladder that reaches from the pier to a low dock.

 

Arista is ringing the bell, but nothing is happening. She is getting perturbed.

 

                              ARISTA

                    How long do I have to ring this?

                    Maybe it’s better if I just drag

                    myself up the steps?

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    Oh, well, you know humans. They

                    probably can’t hear us.

 

We hear footsteps on the pier. Arista looks up.

 

ARISTA’S PERSPECTIVE

 

Peering over the pier is Grimsby, who is a little shocked to see a mermaid. We reverse to show Arista waving at him.

 

 

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    (To himself) Oh, just marvelous.                             (To Arista) I’ll be right down,

                    my dear.

                        

Grimsby starts the climb down the ladder. He is muttering, but we cannot hear it fully. Arista watches him with great fascination. She turns to Sebastian.

 

                              ARISTA

                    How do they make those things

                    work? I’d much rather have fins.

 

Arista starts to preen and pretty herself.

 

                              SEBASTIAN

                    I’m sure you get used to it.

 

They look at each other and laugh. What a silly idea!

 

Grimsby negotiates the pier, as the last rung is a bit higher than the bottom of the pier. His foot wavers about, trying to find the floor. He eventually succeeds.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    Yes, my dear, what can I do for you?

 

                              ARISTA

                    Good day. I am Princess Arista.

As the official liaison for King Triton, I have been asked to set up a royal appointment for the King to see his new granddaughter next week.

 

Grimsby is shocked. How could they have known so quickly? He tries to stall out.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    Well, (AHEM) the Princess

                    is still recovering and I’m

                    not certain if a week will

                    be enough time.

 

Arista is not going to be put off by this.

 

                              ARISTA

                    If you let Ariel know, I’m sure

she’d be very anxious to see her father, the King, and her sisters, the princesses, as we are to see her new baby daughter, Melody.

 

Grimsby sees that he is not going to win this discussion.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    We can work on this. Next week

                    at this time?

 

                              ARISTA

                That will be fine. And we’ll have

it over in the cove on the other side of the castle.

 

It is secluded enough from prying eyes and Ariel can easily get to it. We’ll be here at 9 in the

                    morning, as Ariel will be rested.

 

Grimsby is surprised at her acumen. He feels all mermaids are kind of spaced out and is surprised when they aren’t.

                        

GRIMSBY

                    I will pass this information

                    on to the Highnesses.

 

                              ARISTA

                    I have an idea. If you will leave

                    a basket here, with the infor-

mation in it, we can communicate better.

 

Grimsby is taken aback. That is a great idea. He could also send one of the young bucks to deposit the bottle or basket.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    That is a wonderful idea.

                    I will leave a note here

                    tomorrow for you.

 

                              ARISTA

                    Thank you. So until then,

good day.

 

Arista waves good-bye and splashes off, her flukes shimmering in the sun. Grimsby gets a bit of spray from her push off. This is just grand!

 

INT: DAY, CASTLE

 

Grimsby comes into Ariel’s room, where she is holding Melody and singing a fragment of “Part of Your World” to her. Ariel is seating in a rocking chair.

 

She has recovered from the morning, but is still depressed. She is seated so if Eric returns, she can get him quickly.

                   

ARIEL

                    I heard the bell, Grimsby.

                    Who was it?

 

Grimsby cannot handle these mermaids, as they are so aware of their environment. He couldn’t sneak anything past them.

         

                         GRIMSBY

                    It was one of your sisters,

                    uh, Ariadne, Amelia, Alicia,

                    Amanda, Agamemnon…

 

Ariel starts to giggle. It can’t be all that hard to remember those names. Grimsby gives up.

              

GRIMBSY

                    In any case, she is setting

                    up a royal appointment for

                    her and your father the King

                    to see Melody.

 

Ariel brightens up immediately. This is the best news ever.

 

                              ARIEL

                    When? Where? For how long?

                    This is great! Maybe I can

                    get Daddy to make Melody human.

 

The barrage of questions from Ariel overwhelms Grimsby. It sounds like a dull roar. Then he realizes it IS a dull roar. Ariel hears it, too. They both go to the balcony.

 

Grimsby is surprised to see a knot of people yelling and cheering their congratulations. Ariel smiles as she holds Melody up. Grimsby is beside himself.

 

                              GRIMSBY

                    I guess everyone knows by now.

                    Delightful.

 

EXT: DAY, STREET

 

Mephisto is striding through the streets, oblivious to the celebrations around him. A man with a purpose, he heads, without error, to his moored ship and strides up the gangplank.

 

INT: SHIP, DAY

 

In the galley of the ship, a variety of people are eating. But what a variety of people! They are human oddities.

 

A beautiful bearded lady; a man shooting out a stream of fire at a glass, then eating it; an immense man with skin like a snake; a trio of midgets; and two more.

 

One is wearing a turban and a loincloth, the other is dressed in regular clothes, but his hands are gooey. They are hearing hundreds of people speak at the same time.

 

Mephisto sits at the table, but does not eat. FELICITY, the bearded lady, speaks first.

 

                              FELICITY

                      What’s going on out there?

 

She motions outside. Before Mephisto can answer, the turbaned man grabs his own ear and stretches it to make a megaphone. This is HAMMAL, the Rubber Man.

 

                              HAMMAL

                    It appears to be a celebration

                    for the birth of the Royal Princess.

 

Mephisto, again, tries to speak, but is overridden by a hulking, Amazonian woman, the Strongest Woman Alive, SAMPO.

 

                              SAMPO

                    A baby? A baby girl?

 

Sampo immediately grabs a length of thick metal and shapes it into a heart very quickly. The others applaud. Mephisto again tries to speak, but the MIDGETS stand one atop the other and speak in unison.

 

                         TOM, DICK & HARRIET

                    You know what that means?

                    We could get a chance to

                    perform in town!

 

They proceed to do some tumbling. Tom is flipped too hard and heads towards a porthole, which he could easily pass through.

 

Abruptly, a hand lands on his head and he is stopped cold. A little bit of slimy ooze dribbles down his face. On the other end is GREG, the Human Fly.

 

                              GREG

                    You have got to be more careful.

                    It just wouldn’t be right to

                    have the act be a duet.

 

               TOM

                    My head is all sticky! It’ll

                    take forever to clean this up.

 

                              GREG

                    Would you prefer the alternative?

 

Greg thrusts his arm out the porthole. Tom hangs pre-cariously over the ocean, screaming frantically. Greg holds for a moment as he counts to five, and then pulls him in. Saying nothing, Greg pleasantly rolls his hand off of Tom.

         

               TOM

                    You weirdo.

 

Greg is not offended by the line and smiles broadly.

 

                              GREG

                    I prefer to think of myself

                    as a human superlative.      

 

Everyone is nattering and commenting between themselves. Mephisto attempts to restore some order.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Oh, people. Fellow actors.

                    You guys…QUIET!

 

As Mephisto yells, everyone stops and turns to him. Preening himself, he speaks.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Yes, it is true. The Prince

                    and Princess have had a new

                    baby daughter. And if we play

our cards right, we could get

to perform at the palace!

There are various stages of shock and delight around the table. What an opportunity.

 

MEPHISTO

I go to make the arrangements.

This will be our greatest

performance ever!

 

Mephisto leaves while everyone talks on. A few of them get up and head to their rooms. Mephisto goes to his quarters.

 

INT: DAY, MEPHISTO’S ROOM

                        

Mephisto is making himself presentable when we hear a rap on the door. It is a special rap. The door CREAKS open. Mephisto doesn’t turn around; he knows who it is.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Yes, I heard those stories,

                    too, about the baby. And if

                    they are true, even the

tiniest bit, we’ll have

                    a new member in our family.

 

Mephisto gives a small, sinister laugh.

 

EXT: NIGHT, CASTLE

 

A few days have passed. The castle is ablaze with lights and banners. The celebration continues. A fireworks show is proceeding above the castle.

 

INT: NIGHT, CASTLE

 

The Grand Ballroom is crowded with people. A giant curtain is across a portion of the room to mask the performers. Eric and Ariel are there, and Melody in her crib. She is heavily swaddled, so no one sees the fin portion.

 

From behind the curtain Mephisto gazes at the crowd. He is not nervous at all. The others are restless, except Greg, who sits, reading a book, although the pages stick together. Mephisto turns to them.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    This is just like any other show.

 

 

                              SAMPO

                    Except for the diversion.

 

Mephisto blanches for a moment.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What diversion?

 

                              SAMPO

Playing before the Prince

and Princess.

 

Mephisto relaxes; his plan is safe.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    They’re like other people,

so, play your parts well!

I want a good show from you.

 

Mephisto leans into the last line. There is a drum roll. Mephisto holds for a moment, and then bursts from the curtains.

 

ARIEL’S PRESPECTIVE

 

Mephisto looks stunningly magnificent as he acknowledges the applause of the crowd. Arms stretched upwards, he does a small turn. As the applause dies down, he speaks.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Ladies and gentlemen, dignitaries,

                    Royal personages. Welcome to this

                    Command Performance of Mephisto’s

                    Amazing Circus of Human Oddities…

                             

                              GREG (VO)

                    Human Superlatives!

 

As the crowd laughs, Mephisto fumes. He can do nothing about it. He continues.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What you will see may shock

                    or surprise or even amaze you.

                    But you will never forget what

goes on here tonight.

 

The crowd is sufficiently awed. Ariel is very intent, although she keeps an eye on Melody. Eric is rather bored; he’s seen things like this before. Ariel never has.

                              MEPHISTO

                    How do you define strength?

                    How do you define beauty?

                    Can the two exist together?

                    You tell me, as we present

                    Sampo!

 

Out steps Sampo, dressed in a very feminine outfit. This cannot disguise the fact that she is huge in stature. She does some graceful ballet moves. As she twirls about, she stops. A table is blocking her way.

 

She grasps the table. In doing so, the dress is shredded off as she flexes her muscles. People gasp as her rippling shoulder and back muscles burst through the dress, revealing an outfit better suited for weight lifting.

 

Holding the table firmly, she lifts it up and easily transports it over several feet from where it was, and then gently places it back down. Mephisto brings out a chair.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    We see here an ordinary chair.

 

He approaches Eric and proffers the chair.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Your majesty, I would like you

                    to examine this chair. Please

                    note that it is a solid chair,

                    and that it has not been weakened

                    or tampered with in any way.

 

Eric checks the rungs and the seat back, then knocks on the seat portion itself. He is satisfied it is the genuine article. Mephisto give it back to Sampo, who proceeds to juggle it about.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    If I could have a volunteer

                    from the audience.

 

Out of nowhere, Grimsby is pushed into the area. He tries to escape, but Mephisto is all over him.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    You’re a very brave man to

                    do this. She might even get

                    it right this time.

 

Grimsby looks horrified and protests, to no avail.

         

                              GRIMSBY

                    Now, see here, my good man,

                    I haven’t got time for

                    something this silly and..

 

Grimsby is plunked into the chair. Sampo comes from behind, grasps one of the rungs with her teeth and hoists the chair, and Grimsby, into the air. Grimsby is terrified as what is going on.

 

Once the chair is as high as it can go, Sampo then balances it in her hands, but on two legs. She makes it wobble and teeter, as if it’s going to fall, but it doesn’t.

 

She then starts to twirl it about, faster and faster. Grimsby holds on for dear life. Suddenly, it’s flung into the air and Grimsby is ejected. Sampo grabs both Grimsby and the chair.

 

As the crowd applauds, Sampo proceeds to crush the chair with her other arm. She puts Grimsby down and he scampers back into the crowd.

 

As Sampo takes a bow, a black man with a broom comes out to clean up the mess. He proceeds to sit down and eat the chair. This is IRONGUT.

 

He pulls out a pair of swabs and lights one, then proceeds to spit fire at the chair to char it a bit before he dines some more.

 

Backstage, Mephisto speaks to a shadowy figure.

                             

                              MEPHISTO

                    You know what to do.

 

All we see is a pair of eyes, white against the dark. The shadow steals away as Mephisto goes out to introduce the next act, shooing away Irongut.

    

                         MEPHISTO

                    Now we move from the massive to

                    the minute. A trio of personages

                    no bigger than your thumb, but

                    full of vim and vigor. Here are

                    Tom, Dick and Harriet!

 

The three tumblers roll out and perform a series of back flips and pyramids and hurl themselves through the air and at each other. Everyone is so taken, no one notices a figure stealthily snaking its way behind the crowd.

 

It arrives behind the thrones, near the cradle. As it nears the crib, one of the tumblers spins in the air for an abnormally long time. All eyes are riveted on them.

 

CLOSE-UP OF MELODY IN CRIB

 

Melody is wriggling about. A gloved hand comes in and rapidly unwraps the bunting. When the tail flukes appear, the child is merely covered over and the hand leaves.

 

Backstage, Mephisto looks out at the tumblers, then turns as he hears a sound. We hear the whispered information. An evil smile appears. It’s all true! The act ends to riotous applause.

 

Ariel is applauding madly, and then turns to Melody to see her fluke is exposed. No one can see in. Ariel quickly re-bundles Melody, but looks around apprehensively.

 

Then comes a montage of acts. Felicity is an adept knife thrower and lock picker; Hammal ties his body into impossible configurations; Lizard Lad slithers through a 90-degree pipe with ease; Greg scales the walls of the ballroom.

 

Finally, Mephisto comes out.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What you have seen is amazing,

                    but ask yourself, was it real?

                    Did I actually see what I think

                    I saw?

 

Mephisto pulls out a large, seemingly solid, ring and hold it up. He shakes it and another ring appears, hanging from the first. He spins the second ring and a third appears.

 

A series of rings are produced and he constructs fabulous sculptures with the rings. Suddenly, he shakes the rings violently and it returns to one ring. The crowd goes nuts. Mephisto puts the ring away.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    You have been mesmerized by

                    what we have done. But you

                    haven’t seen real Mesmerization!

                    I need a volunteer from the

                    audience.

 

Mephisto strides up to Eric.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Perhaps his Royal Highness would

                    care to be a volunteer?

 

Eric is hesitant at first, but heads down. The crowd claps as a chair is placed on the floor. Before Eric sits on it, he checks it out, as it’s identical to the one Sampo destroyed. The crowd laughs. Eric sits.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Prince, look into my eyes.

 

Mephisto does over-exaggerated motions, making it look like he is a really bad hypnotist. Eric crosses his arms, bored.

 

                         ERIC

                    I’m not easily mezmerized.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What about when you met the

                    Princess for the first time?

 

The crowd roars with delight. Ariel blushes. Eric smiles.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    And you also remember the first

time you went to SLEEP NOW!

 

Instantaneously, Eric falls asleep, slightly sprawled in the chair. The crowd goes “ooooo”, as it happened so fast. Mephisto calms the crowd.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    The prince is all right. He is

                    just in a deep slumber. (To Eric)

                    You hear only the sound of my

                    voice and you will do as I ask.

                    Sleep deeper.

 

Mephisto places him palm of Eric’s forehead and he sleeps deeper. Mephisto turns to the audience.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    I cannot make the Prince do

                    anything that may hurt or

injure himself, but I can

                    give other suggestions.

 

(To ERIC) Prince, you will not

be able to remember your name.

                   

At any time, when I say,

                    “One, two, three, awake!”

                    and snap my fingers, you

                    will come out of your trance.

                    (Puts hand on Eric’s forehead).

                    Prince, you are alert.                  

 

Eric comes around, but is still hypnotized.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Your Highness, how do you feel?     

 

ERIC

                    I feel fine.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Are you Mesmerized?

              

ERIC

                    I said I wasn’t easily Mesmerized.

         

MEPHISTO

So you did. (Points to Ariel). And who is that radiant vision on the throne?

 

                              ERIC

                    That is my wonderful wife, Ariel.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    I see. And that gentleman

                    over there? (Points to Grimsby)      

 

                              ERIC

                    The Royal Advisor Grimsby.

              

MEPHISTO

                    And that one?

 

                              ERIC

                    That is Padraic, the Court Painter.

 

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    And you are?

 

                              ERIC

                    I am……I am…I..

 

A look of consternation crosses Eric’s face as he struggles to recall. The crowd titters, and then laughs as Eric cannot recall who he is. When the laughter reaches its peak, Mephisto places his hand on Eric’s forehead.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Sleep.

 

Eric goes under. The crowd applauds wildly. Mephisto props Eric up, but whispers quickly.

 

                              MEPHISTO:

Regardless of your deep love for your wife and child, every time I say the word ‘baby’, you will get more and more angry.

 

When you hear it for the fourth time, you will say “I hate them both.”, raving wildly. Show your feelings.

 

You will remember nothing of this, but you will continue to rant when you hear ‘baby’.

 

Mephisto comes up slowly and faces the crowd.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    We can also examine the very core

                    of what a person feels.

 

Mephisto turns to Eric.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Prince, awake. How do you feel?

 

                              ERIC

                    I feel fine.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    I understand that there is

                    cause for celebration. True?

                              ERIC

                    Very true.

                             

MEPHISTO

                    (Ponders for a moment) It’s

                    a new child!

 

                              ERIC

                    Yes that’s right.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What kind of baby?

 

                              ERIC

                              (Grumbles)

                    It was a girl.

 

Some people titter uncomfortably. This isn’t the Eric they know.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    A baby girl.

 

                              ERIC

                    Yes. Didn’t you hear what I said?

 

Ariel puts on a brave face. The rest of the acting troupe gets concerned as the tension grows.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What is the name of your baby?

 

                              ERIC

                              (Mockingly)

                    Her mother calls her Melody.

 

Ariel pants and wheezes, as the embarrassment is getting too much for her. Mephisto plays his part with mock chagrin, as he “realizes” he’s going too far.

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Well, we’ll talk about other things.

 

                              ERIC:

                    That would be nice!

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    I shan’t talk further about the baby.

Eric detonates and launches into a screed.

                              ERIC

                    I hate them both!

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    What did you say about your

                    wife and baby?

 

                              ERIC

                    I hate them both! I hate them

                    Both! I hate them both!

 

The words sting and cut deeply. Ariel is pole-axed and doesn’t know what to do. Mephisto holds for a beat, then..

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    One, two, three, awake!

 

Mephisto snaps his fingers and Eric comes around, completely unaware of what has transpired. Mephisto pretends to be remorseful for his “discovery”. Eric sees Ariel, tears pouring down her face. She grabs Melody and flees.

 

Eric looks about seeing faces in shock, or anger. The crowd breaks up. Mephisto disappears into the screened-off area. Eric is at a complete loss.

 

Backstage, the troupe immediately packs up to go. We hear the murmuring of the crowd, transfixed at the events. Mephisto hurries them along, but smiles slyly.

 

Grimsby takes Eric and moves him off to a part of the room, away from everyone. It is an animated discussion.

 

EXT: PALACE, NIGHT

 

A wagon being loaded up and the last of the troupe get on. Mephisto helps them up.

 

                              GREG

                              (Grimacing)

                    How wonderfully pleasant.

 

                              SAMPO

                    Who’d have thought it?

                   

IRONGUT

                    That’s royalty for you.

 

 

 

                              MEPHISTO

Head back to the ship. I want to express my condolences for

                    the incident.

 

                              HAMMAL

                    How will you get back?

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    Don’t worry about that. Just go.

 

The wagon lurches out. Mephisto heads back to the castle.

 

INT: CASTLE, NIGHT

 

In the darkened nursery, Ariel sobs. A gently tapping comes at her door.

 

                              ARIEL

                    Please..please go away.

 

                              CARLOTTA

                    It’s just for a moment.

                    It’s the Mesmerizer.

 

                              ARIEL

                    I don’t wish to see anyone!

 

                              MEPHISTO

                    It will take only a moment.

                    Please, your Royal Highness.